Chuck Norris revealed as inventor of iPhone

I was amazed to find that Chuck Norris and not Apple invented the iPhone. It appears Apple stole the product from Chuck Norris, I think a round-house kick may be on it’s way!!

The proof can be found here:

http://www.iphonematters.com/article/chuck_norris_claims_invention_of_the_iphone_nominated_for_nobel_peace_899/

In other Chuck Norris and iPhone related news two new facts have been brought to my attention:

1. Chuck Norris can Copy & Paste on his iPhone.

2. Chuck Norris created the iPhone, when he swalled a 1970’s rotary telephone whole he excreted a brand new, fully packaged iPhone four minutes later.

For all you Chuck Norris facts, visit ChuckNorrisFacts.com

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